The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style July 20, 2008

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other
by '70Boss 429 mustang February 24, 2019

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

by rms386 March 2, 2014

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017
