Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

dick fuck

Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.

Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.

by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 24, 2008

dick fuck

person who understnds nothing that is said to them

eddie is such a dick fuck!

by bubbasaywhat September 27, 2008

Dick Fuck Fisting

When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once

Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl

by Noodle fish September 6, 2016

ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018

dick fuck

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

dick fuck

inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.

I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.

by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006