Ftb
Ftb by ScrambledeEggsMike November 11, 2013
FTB
FTB
For The Bant. British saying. "bant" being short for "banter". if ever there is the need for an excuse to do anything. simply reply "For The Bant". can be applied to ANY situation without fail.
FTB by this is gandhi August 5, 2011
FTB
New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.
Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?
A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?
Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?
A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?
Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place
FTB by Disco Danny January 24, 2011
FTB
For the boyys- This is when you are trying to get a boyss night. No chicks draggin ya down complaining about crap you dont care about. We just wanna hit up the bar with the boyys for brews and the game.
Casey isn't FTB anymore he's always with his girl
You gonna be FTB tonight or chill with your girl?
FTB at the bar?
Yo finna FTB night?
You gonna be FTB tonight or chill with your girl?
FTB at the bar?
Yo finna FTB night?
FTB by Finna FTB CEO October 29, 2010