fatard

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

by Far Behind May 1, 2008

Rucking Fetard

A play on the word Fucking Retard. Epic username. An example of a classic twist is Mucking Foron.

Bob :: Hi I'm Bob.
Jake :: Meh.
Bob :: So whats up?
Jake :: Meh
Bob :: Rucking Fetard.

Jake :: Meh, Meh

by mobinga June 14, 2011

Shiroi Heya No Futari

An amazing one-volume manga about two girls who fall in love, Resine and Simone. One of the oldest yuri manga EVAR, made in 1971. The ending is tragic. ;-;

Shiroi Heya No Futari: An epic journey of the heart! <3

by The Amazing Magi-Senpai October 23, 2011

Ftard

(F+retard)
General insult used particularly when questioning one's intelligence or competence.

Man, quit being such an Ftard and get in.

This new policy is Ftarded

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

fataract

A fataract is an opacity that develops in the crystalline lens of the eye or in its envelope. It is caused when an individual is so fat that lard begins to cover the lens of the eye. Similar to the age caused cataract, the vision in the affected eye becomes blurry and can reach blindness. Most often caused by late night food runs when drunk or high. Usually leads to fucking ugly fat chicks or undesireable slam pigs.

Curinga nailed another fat chick last night after he ate Hardee's. That dude must have some serious fataracts.

by clamblaster December 18, 2007

fatard

n: one who is or has become so obese that his physical movements are drastically impaired (as if he were retarded).

The poor fatard can't even get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

by vinniemese August 16, 2008