Fruit cake

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.

“I really dislike fruitcake”
Or
“That dude is an absolute fruit cake”

by Churchy C October 27, 2020

Fruit cake

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.

John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.

by SOUNDWAVE56 April 07, 2011

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 07, 2014

Oreo Fruit Cake

When someone is to have two black guys in the front of a white guy and behind the white guy and proceed to fuck him until he is limp and cum is seeping out of him which making it a Oreo fruit cake.

We preformed a Oreo fruit cake on that guy.

by Boopiez April 09, 2023

Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 04, 2009

fagalicious fruit cake

n.1.a gay man that is as annoying as getting fruit cakes for christmas.
2.an unpleasent gay person that is refered to as a fruit
v.3.the act of bieng a fagalicious fruit cake

1.Shut up you fagalicious fruit cake.
2.Go away you fagalicious fruit cake.
3.You fagaliciously fruit caked him!

by Jonny B.Jones June 20, 2006

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 07, 2022