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Fruit cake

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.
“I really dislike fruitcake
Or
That dude is an absolute fruit cake”
by Churchy C October 26, 2020
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Fruit cake

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.
John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.
by SOUNDWAVE56 April 25, 2011
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Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.
"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."
by Oneironauts March 19, 2014
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Oreo Fruit Cake

When someone is to have two black guys in the front of a white guy and behind the white guy and proceed to fuck him until he is limp and cum is seeping out of him which making it a Oreo fruit cake.
We preformed a Oreo fruit cake on that guy.
by Boopiez April 8, 2023
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Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).
Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.
by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 4, 2009
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fagalicious fruit cake

n.1.a gay man that is as annoying as getting fruit cakes for christmas.
2.an unpleasent gay person that is refered to as a fruit
v.3.the act of bieng a fagalicious fruit cake
1.Shut up you fagalicious fruit cake.
2.Go away you fagalicious fruit cake.
3.You fagaliciously fruit caked him!
by Jonny B.Jones June 20, 2006
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Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick
Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake
by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022
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