front yard party

its when a bunch of scumbags have an informal "get together" in the front yard.

yo lets go to that front yard party down on fif street.

by uge_cok January 4, 2008

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

Frontwards Backpack

Frontwards backpack, when you stick your girlfriends legs over your shoulders and give her the goods.

I picked her up like a frontwards backpack and gave her a seeing too

by GreenUniforms June 17, 2020

Moose Tracks in your front yard

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.

Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...

by fannahmontana October 9, 2014

frontward

Similar to forward but spelled and pronounced cooler.
opposite of backward.

I walk frontward.

by p-scoot SP March 31, 2010

Frontwards

To go forwards in life, positive future projection. Alternatively, it can also be applied to anything that has positive progression.

Person A: "Did you hear whats-her-face has a new job working for the Government"
Person B: "Sounds like she's going frontwards"

"This conversation is going frontwards"

by FounderEffect September 9, 2012

front yard pig bath

You have sex with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then Hog-Tie her. Now You take a shit on her and smear it around. An extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. You Take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) No one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.

After I was done with Sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. Her parents did not

by CBCHS07 January 6, 2005