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Friendbeneship

when you hook up with your friend and there is confusion if you are still friends or if your friends with benefits.
Tom: How's Sarah
Mike: Dude, I actually don't know. I think we are in a friendbeneship.
Friendbeneship by Hughieeeeeee April 27, 2013

Friender bender 

Partaking in a gluttonous activity with a friend, e.g. a night of heavy drinking, a large meal, etc.
"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."

"Dude, you shoulda called me."

friendcest 

Dating/hooking up with someone in your circle of friends.
We had a tight crew until Anna started committing friendcest with everyone.
friendcest by Delicious Josh June 21, 2007

friendentine 

A friend that is your Valentine but in a non sexual/in love way
"Do you have a Valentine?"

"No, but my friend Joe is my Friendentine"
friendentine by Shittydefiner February 4, 2017

Friendemy 

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.
"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."
Friendemy by Not Timothy April 27, 2015

Friend-sex 

When two clearly defined friends engage in some form of copulation, while maintaining the same level of friendship.
"Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."
Friend-sex by JohnnyRogLex September 6, 2006