Frequency Burn

A rash, scab, cut, or pain of the penis that is NOT STD related. It is merely a rash, burn, skin tear, or scab from repeated use of the penis during a period of time without allowing the penis proper rest. Mainly from excessive masturbation, having an inexperienced girlfriend, a sex crazed girlfriend, or having sex with a dry grandma.

When you think you have something similar to an STD but you know it is impossible (you are not getting any)... Thank god... some peace of mind, it is merely Frequency Burn!

by Lingo The Pharmacist March 30, 2009

High Frequency

The act of getting a full on erection from the movie "Radio"

Paul had High Frequency when his parents, wife, children and pastor came into the room to have their weekly chili dinner.

by Yum--cake balls February 25, 2011

frequency grease

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"hey, Jones, this radio isn't working, go ask the commander for some more frequency grease." see also chemlight batteries

by living proof December 12, 2003

frequency max

fre·quen·cy max, the highest, and most common frequency at which maksim a jew indeginous to the brooklyn and queens areas of NY is consistantly vibrating at, this vibration frequency is known to climax at times when einsteinian quantum mechanics is mentioned, or when this particular variant of jew meets a she-jew and within 5 minutes declares engagement to be wed. a shorter name would be max, this particular jew has the ability to alter his frequency giving him the potential to disappear from sight as well as faze through walls and some times even time its self.

uhoh a documentary on eintein is being shown in modern physics, maksims frequency max is going to hit the roof today.

by David Cheng December 16, 2004

frequencidence

The experience of when one walks into a business only to hear that the music playing in the store is the same that one was just listening to in the car.

Person: I was just listening to this song in my car!
Clerk: What a frequencidence!

by NintendoLunchbox January 23, 2010

Frequencied

When the moron Tik Tok generation used words like ratioed. The correct response to them is you've just been frequencied

YuyahTheTard : @MikeyS. Bro just got ratioed LMFAO 😂🤣💀.
MikeyS.: @YuyahTheTard Looks like you've been frequencied ⛄🥧🐸🦓🌖🌕🕸️🐾🎩🗝️☢️. (You can add a stream of nonsense images for extra effect)

by Mr.Ection September 5, 2022

tomato frequencies

Tomato frequencies are the sounds that can be heard after someone is woken up and is trying to go back to sleep. (A airplane passing by, talking downstairs, the sound of the highway).

John: How did you sleep last night Tod?
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.

by Nalydylan June 13, 2023