A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl
After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.
by mistereddie December 10, 2009
Get the Frenchman's woodpile mug.A Quebecer who won't get out of bed unless he is offended. A somnambulant who is politically active in Quebec. A Quebecois sleep-deprived goatherder.
A French-Quebecer who blames the British Empire for everything, including the appearance of "yellow" margarine on Quebec supermarket shelves.
A French-Quebecer who blames the British Empire for everything, including the appearance of "yellow" margarine on Quebec supermarket shelves.
by Wibrating Weasel May 22, 2009
Get the frenchtard mug.A Dirty Frenchman is the same as a Dirty Sanchez except when you wipe your finger on their lip you say ha ha haa in a french accent.
by BigSkullMan May 14, 2014
Get the Dirty Frenchman mug.aka shady abortion, aka she'll think it was a a miscarriage. V. To shadily abort your girl's fetus while she is sleeping, utilzing a coat hanger, and sneaky tacics.
The bitch though she could trap me by saying she was pregnant..... good thing for the sneaky frenchman.
by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw October 30, 2007
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Get the frenchman's wave mug.American: hey remember world war II?
Frenchguy:No, i do not recall.
American:I thought you'd say that you little frenchman pussy bastard.
Frenchguy:No, i do not recall.
American:I thought you'd say that you little frenchman pussy bastard.
by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009
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