To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.
"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."
by Kid Whiskers July 02, 2015
by CAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM January 12, 2020
An acronym for Freaking-retarted-erotic-douche
used to describe a male that acts retarted and usually makes erotic jokes
a female fred is a Freddina
used to describe a male that acts retarted and usually makes erotic jokes
a female fred is a Freddina
by Freddouche November 16, 2010
by lulululululuulu May 16, 2018
When I went to the convention, the exhibitors gave out lots of "fred"!
"Hey, where did you get that? It was fred man!!"
"Hey, where did you get that? It was fred man!!"
by Nips May 11, 2005
Fred is the coolest person on Youtube.
Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube.
I <3 Fred.
Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube.
I <3 Fred.
Me - Oh mah goth dood, lets go watch Fred's new video.
Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks.
Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. *
: DIE FRED HATER, DIE :
Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks.
Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. *
: DIE FRED HATER, DIE :
by lolballfall May 12, 2009
by Tikayla February 22, 2009