The Mythical Faggot Beast

A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools, McDonalds and Shopping Malls.

It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.

Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)

John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

The Mythical Faggot Beast by InfiniteFreedom May 25, 2011

Biggest faggot in the world! 

a great title for a person who is a reatard and has no life. these certain types of people do things that are so low....that it can't even be comprehended by humans. They also go around makin lame jokes and displaying intense amounts of faggotry.

"hey taylor thompson....you are the Biggest faggot in the world!"-- taylor's enemy

"hey shut your mouth fool" -- taylor

Biggest faggot in the world! by Shizzle-Bizzle February 21, 2009

The Full Faggot Package 

Commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. Though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the piss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. A full faggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do anything in his power to Cockblock a friend if he thinks this friend has more of a chance than he does. It is often done out of jealousy. He will also gloat about being the best to everyone though he is often not.

You "Hey I really like that Hannah girl you know, She is amazing."
friend "Oh really..."
*Later on*
Friend "Oi Hannah, that (your name) really likes you you know, like he's obsessed with you"
Hannah "Oh errm... OK."
After this, Hannah never spoke or cared about you.
You "Wow. He is the full faggot package."
Other Friend "I know right."

The Full Faggot Package by James2210 June 7, 2013

By the book faggot

By the book faggot refers to people who insist on doing things 'by the book' or properly, in fear of being reprimanded.

This type of person is extremely annoying to all rule breakers out there.

These people often run their day to day lives 'by the book' - having to set out their routine ie. go to work, do the laundry, do an assignment, hand in the assignment, go see their boyfriend, go to work and partying on the weekend. While driving to work they follow every single road rule but because they are society faggots and 'by the book faggots' they go slow thus, they should stick to the left lane; however this is NOT done because they are ignorant people. This is VERY annoying for the rule breakers who want to get by them!

These people are closely related to society faggots.

I hate how that bitch is such a goodie goodie.. she's such a 'by the book faggot'.

By the book faggot by andyboiiiiiii November 26, 2007

watch the movie faggot 

This is a term/phrase used to let someone know they need to man up, and stop 'fagging out'

P1: hey are you coming in tomorrow?
P2: uhh i don't know maybe
P1: Its yes or no, watch the movie faggot!

watch the movie faggot by Setsoru March 8, 2010

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Taylor the emo nigger faggot 

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