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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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four by two

Cockney Rhyming slang. A person of the jewish faith. Derivation 'Four by two' = jew.
"I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"

"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.
The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?
by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004
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Jew By Four

Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.
"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"
by BenEdelstein March 25, 2010
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clue-by-four

A device that is commonly used to give someone a clue. Named as such for its appearance, which is oddly similar to a two-by-four.
That little idiot got my machine infected with a load of spyware, so I whacked him with a clue-by-four.
by (>O_O)> August 4, 2005
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two-by-four

In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).
“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”
by JFrancisF April 24, 2019
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