Fortnight

slang term from the street indicating a length of time longer than a 'grip' and a 'minute'

Boy, I ain't been home in a fortnight!

by tbarbos June 17, 2010

fortnight

A video game played by virgins or people who have no social appeal.

“Sorry, your tits are nice but i’m top 5 in fortnight right now.”

by Bigboiblablade February 12, 2018

fortnight

A slang word to express the physical strength of a person as being too weak (two week)

That kid's so frickin fortnight

by creaturecalydon December 11, 2009

fortnight

Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.

1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.

by sexygerl February 25, 2017

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnight

A survival game played by people who think that immigrants take all jobs and rely on sport for their future

Oh look Jimmy's being a lil bitch and playing on fortnight because he's got no life, poor Jimmy

by MIZHOG1983 March 26, 2018