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Fortnight Stand

Fourteen consecutive days of casual relations with a man/woman where upon on the fifteenth sunrise, both participants high five and part ways.
Joe- "I got laid fourteen nights in a row."
Jake- "Dude, a fortnight stand."

Taylor- "I'm only looking for a fortnight stand."
by Allen395 November 7, 2010
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Fartnight

Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.
Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!
by here_and_there August 30, 2017
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Forthright

Straight forward, honest, upfront, say it how it is,
I know she doesn’t like me/him/it as she is forthright
by Missmoneypemny December 8, 2018
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Fortnight

A fortnight is another word for 2 weeks.
Greg: Hey, I heard it took Brian a fortnight to get 50 dollars for his chores!
by The guy he is looking for November 23, 2018
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fartknights

An elite group of people who try to rid the world of smelly people such as frankie and frankies dad. It's ranks consist of over 10 members, each from their own backround and origin. Every halloween they come together once again to launch an all out assault on the smelly people.
We are the Fartknights we came to save you all!!!
by michael butler April 6, 2004
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Fortnight

A game that is typically played by boys who has no life. This game is for boys that cannot get a girl and if they do have a girl they pay more attention to the game rather than their girlfriend. Also boys who play this game alway posts their win on Snapchat even though most people don’t give a shit.
Boy :Hey im about to play fortnight ttyl
Girl : whatever your always playing that stupid game bye .
by Bash.43 March 10, 2018
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fortnight

The way retards spell the game Fortnite who typically watch Ali-A VICTORY ROYALE NO KILLS CHALLENGE! and whose parents bought them an xbox just so they can play Fortnite. They will typically be the 4th rando in your squad when you're running an awkward trio with your friends because your dumbass forth had to eat dinner. They usually have under 100 gamerpoints and don't own any other games.
This broke boi in the Ali-A comment section said, "fortnight"
by Baby Shrek March 17, 2018
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