A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
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Get the Not here to fornicate with arachnids mug.Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?
A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.
Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.
Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.
Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.
Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
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It is typically used as a classy term when in public when it is unacceptable to refer to an orgy or a 'pile fuck'.
It is typically used as a classy term when in public when it is unacceptable to refer to an orgy or a 'pile fuck'.
Chris: "Hey gang wanna have a pile fuck later!?"
Alex: "Dude we're at a restaurant, there's a kid right there! Be a little more discrete you barbaric animal."
Chris: "Oh I apologize my good sir. Hey you guys want to partake in a fornicornucopia later?"
Alex: "Dude we're at a restaurant, there's a kid right there! Be a little more discrete you barbaric animal."
Chris: "Oh I apologize my good sir. Hey you guys want to partake in a fornicornucopia later?"
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