Fonkin

To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.

That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

fooking

The alternative word for fucking used by Louis Tomlinson.

"That's your fooking job, you fooking losah!"

by mrshoran1993 February 23, 2019

Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

by 129876543 June 2, 2015

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal

"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.

Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

by the_last_ak June 28, 2013

Raid the fookin gaff

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.

Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''

by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023

forknight

I. One of the many examples of illiteracy of the character, Charlie Kelly, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Introduced while bantering with the lawyer during the episode "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittons", this educated pseudo-noun is the perfect interjection into any conversation where some period of time has passed/will have passed.

II. Specifically, a forknight is a period of time that the user defines that makes the plural usage of forknight redundant and thus, by it's very definition, perfectly acceptable in an illiterate sense.

I.

Charlie: "Now mind you that here-to-for document had dry ink on it for at least many forknights."
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II. The period of time covered below is equivalent, dependent on the time in a forknight.

"The OJ Simpson murder trial lasted several forknights before a verdict was reached."

"The OJ Simpson murder trial lasted a forknight before a verdict was reached."

by Mr. Magoo vol. 2 April 11, 2012

Furking

Having sex while twerking. Fuck-twerking.

I was furking Leisha like a boss then the music stopped and we just went back to regular fucking.

by RUUFUS August 28, 2013