foon

A shorthand for the derogitory word, bafoon. Usually said when one wants to look cool.

1. *look at person who said/did something dumb* what a foon

by phaeton March 13, 2003

Fooning

To spoon with your feet. Also known as holding feet.

Trevor?! Why are you fooning Sadie under the table?!

by jack.goat December 7, 2021

Foon

noun: silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.

Bailey Jarriel is a foon.

by President of 2032 June 25, 2010

Foon

To divulge in the participation of an activity, the likes of which are only known to those invited to participate in said activity.

Dude, you wanna foon today?
Oh, man. We fooned so hard last weekend.

by Seamus Fergul O'Riley March 26, 2008

Foon

A racial slur against basic white bitches.

Ericka is such a foon with those uggs & pumpkin spice lattes.

by BBW4206666 September 12, 2018

Foon

-noun.
an eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon.

I need a foon to eat my lunch.

by followthedot February 24, 2009

Foon

(noun)
An eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon. Often mispronounced “spork” by husbands.

Husband: Honey, where are the sporks? I want a fork and spoon in one!
Wife: For the last time, the are called “foons”!!!

by CanadianCutie;) December 16, 2021