Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.

Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!

by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008

Foolishment

an action or thought that is beyond any reasonable explanation

Why are they having sex on the dance floor? That is complete foolishment!

by Christi Hardsizzle June 18, 2009

foolikowski

any upper management individual who doesn't know how to do the most remedial of tasks,

A person who literally gets "piss" drunk

damn, i hate the way foolikowski makes the schedule.

wow, look at that foolikowski, he just pissed in the closet.

by cyben2004 June 7, 2009

Foolish Samurai Warrior

A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword-wielding a shapeshifting sword-wielding an evil sword-wielding a sword-wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword-wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
samurai: A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifiting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

by random word generator May 26, 2022

fooliest

Someone who is an utmost fool.

Ex.1:
miranda: u r a fool
brittany: u r a more of a fool
conor: miranda, u b the fooliest

Ex. 2:
Hey bob!
im not talking to u fred, u r a fool
FINE bob, but chu will always b the fooliest!!
haga dis!

by conor [likes sepia pics] March 11, 2007

no foolies

Said after something meaning it's the 100% truth. This cannot be used sarcastically, or any other -ly, except truthfully. You don't fuck with this shit.

It's origins come from South Park season 4 episode 16 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure.'

Person A: Holy shit, I just won $1,000,000 on this scratch ticket.
Person B: Bullshit.
Person A: No foolies.
Person B: Holy shit, buy me a car.
Person A: No.

by MikeTheMikeMike October 5, 2009