Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!

Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Southern Footsie

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.

Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.

by Bazooman September 6, 2010

Foodsexual

Ok, foodsexual is when your atracted to food, the question is, do you judt walk up to a salad and say "DAMN BBG YOU LOOKIN'FINEEEEE 🥵" 😭

Guy 1:"im foodsexual"
Guy 2: "your just a mistake, that nobody likes"

by Im_noah_hby April 11, 2022

foodie call

When a guy or girl calls you only for food,
no strings attached. Not an invite to a movie and dinner, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's eat"

Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call
Jennifer: Shutup! It's only 5PM.

or

It's 2AM...
Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call

by grubhunter March 24, 2009

Foodie

A douchebag who likes food.

Douchebag - "I'm a big foodie."
Non-doucher - "Really? I like food too, but I'm not a tool."

by Archer in Chicago June 11, 2011

Foodie

A Hipster who tries to impress others of his or her taste in exocitic food but hates the taste of whatever isn't a casserole because they don't want to loose their image and be labeled a normal person.

Foodie Hipster dude: "Have you ever tried Ethiopian frog balls?"

Friend: "Who the fuck eats that?"

Foodie Hipster dude: "Obviously your not a foodie like me...God your such an average walmart shopping olive garden eating loser...sigh!"

by Rainbient June 30, 2018

foodstealer

foodstealer: someone who eats your food

faisal: hey you foodstealer stop taking my foooooooood

by life_is_bad February 16, 2019