Fontaine

Fontaine is just a fancy French word for fountain or spring, if you meet anyone who says it, think again about dating them or even being friends with them.

Girl 1: how was Fontaine
Girl 2: I don’t think we can be friends anymore
Girl 1: what?

by Fox glove flowers bloom November 22, 2022

fontaines dc

an Irish band, one of its members is also in the group kneecap.

fontaines dc and kneecap are awesome

by glubglubglubglub August 30, 2025

Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 7, 2021