mark foley

Disgraced former member of the House of Representatives with odd reading habits.

Mark Foley never uses a bookmark; he likes to bend the pages over.

by Only Liberal Here November 8, 2006

Foley'd

To be impaled in urban traffic (preferably by a late model minivan or bagel delivery truck) and tossed like a rag doll to the pavement, requiring hospitalization and the fabled Foley catheter.

Man, I saw a dude get Foley'd on 6th street this morning!

by chechy June 18, 2011

The Mick Foley

The act of putting a dirty tube sock over your penis and face fucking a girl. Once you orgasm, you leave the sock in her mouth and walk away, but not before saying, "Have a nice day"

Did you hear Paul gave Sarah The Mick Foley last night? That shit was dope!

by Roogert O'Lollipops August 8, 2009

The Foley Theory

Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.

Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!

Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!

by Foleyism July 1, 2011

mark foley

disgraced US senator who has been forced into resignation after it was revealed that he sent dirty IM's to a 17-year-old boy.

The amazing thing is that Mark Foley had been appointed the chairman of the missng and exploited children's caucus.

by king of canada October 2, 2006

axel foley

One of the greatest characters in movie history. Known for his distinctive laugh and ability to routinely lie and get away with it. Played by Eddie Murphy, Axel Foley dominated Beverly Hills Cop and Beverly Hills Cop II. Unfortunately he also appeared in Beverly Hills Cop III, which was more or less a cinematic abortion.

The first time I watched Beverly Hills Cop I spent the next six months trying to laugh like Axel Foley

by the gunn1983 February 18, 2010

flogging foley

a guy takes a shit in a rubber glove. a girl puts the glove on and gives the guy a handjob

"Yo i got the best flogging foley the other night"

by keep the faith October 14, 2006