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Flower Mound

The gathering place for a rare group of Alaskan Deers. They travel thousands of miles to meet and roam in the small town of Flower Mound, Texas.
Yo deer, lets go to Flower Mound now.
by Kyle Parkersonship July 22, 2007
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Flower Mound

Flower Mound is a classy place to live. It has two high schools, Marcus High School and FMHS. However Mustang Matt has it all wrong, Marcus is the shit and 10x better than FMHS. We are better than average at sports and academics. Marcus has a big rivalry with Lewisville High school called the battle of axe. and wimpy FMHS tried to replicate that with the battle of the mound, which no one at Marcus even cares about. Most people from FMHS are spoiled, racist brats who like to do drugs, while MHS people are cooler. Flo Mo as it is called is the shit.
"Where are you from?"
"Flower Mound"
"Oh, do you go to Marcus or FMHS"
"Marcus"
"Oh okay, good, you arent a little bitch then"
by From the FloMo March 10, 2010
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People who live here are anti social people, or just really annoying faggots. Especially the girls, they are the most annoying, like all they do is talk about grades and have no life. Sum girls are cute over their, but most of them are ugly wannabes
Bro 1:brooo those flower mound girls, r trash
Bro 2: I agree, who even lives their
Bro 3: STFU Jason
by Ex antorik member September 10, 2019
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Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

A wonderful school that focuses on upholding the virtues and honoring the arts.
Please stop posting rude things about Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound
by Sir Founder April 27, 2021
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Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.
“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”
by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023
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When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest
“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”
by crazyOD February 24, 2024
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