A Floonky Woonky (also commonly known as FlonkoWonko) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is tied to the ground with their testicles hanging as the executioner says « Floonky Woonky ».
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.
-Damn, I just learned that Floonky Woonky was inflicted to my veteran grandpa during the Viet war!
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d
by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022
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"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot
by Thirstymango September 10, 2022
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"My Flooner does everything."
by Gwillius December 10, 2025
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