Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Floorgasm

Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.

Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!

How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!

by Preguiça não tem fim April 12, 2018

Floozaslaurus Rex

1. a flirtatious or slutty woman. A combination of the words Floozy, Slore (which itself is a combination of slut and whore), and Tyrannasaurus Rex.
2. King (or queen) of the floozy slore lizards

Originating in the Wildpartycrazacious age, the Floozaslaurus Rex continues to rule over all of whorekind.

by Iamgame January 21, 2010

foogazey

to be fake or crazy

Tina: "That bitch is so foogazey."
Ashley: "I know right"

by Tennese March 8, 2008

floogle

lovely kitty. sweet kitty. aya's lovely cat . awesome flooge

person 1: i love floogle
person 2: i would die for floogle
person 1: me too

by ayafloogle March 22, 2021

floogazey

Used for saying something or someone is fake

Hate how she wanna say something behind my back but but be in my face like we're friends. She floogazey!

Sam: Those Jordans you're wearing are floogazey.
Darby: How??
Sam: The jump man is holding a football!

by Anonymous Boo November 17, 2013

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010