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Yellow Floofers

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009
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Floof/Floofer

A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing
You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head
by PhatBoiLotto April 28, 2022
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Sea Floofer

An alternate name for a seal. Extremely fat and adorable creatures.
Cash to Sherri "Look at this sea floofer, thing is a fatass."
by Can't find a Username:( August 4, 2024
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The floofers

floofers The floofers is when u wash/condition your hair and after it dry’s it get’s really soft and very puffy
Jesus Jimmy, I just got the floofers how am I gonna get this to look good for my date with Carly tonight.
by Ya boi ehms June 7, 2018
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Pancake Floofer

A giant pancake that is rolled into a newspaper like fashion. A multipurpose tool that ranges from salad slapping to wafting farts.
After slapping salads with the Pancake Floofer, Kimmy's hysterical laughter led to a big fart. I said "Don't worry Kimmy, my Pancake Floofer also waft farts!
by cynthiabo June 21, 2023
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Floofer

"Jasmyn Queen really wanted a floofer. Little did she know, it was a piece of shit.
by QueenIsLame July 30, 2016
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Skillet Floofer

A giant floofy blue goat with yellow eyes. He is the bestest boi. The fursona creator was cooking breakfast when he randomly decided to name his furry character Skillet. He was also making waffles at the time so it's a good thing he didn't name his BLUE goat "Waffle"...
The Skillet Floofer starter pack includes a giant Kemono fursuit, a colorful jester costume and enough shaving cream and pie tins to make even Nickelodeon jealous!
Have you seen Skillet Floofer on TikTok? He's such a silly goat, omg!
by Not Nova November 5, 2025
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