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open the floodgates

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'
I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.
by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006
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floogaze

Any form of trickery or sheisty activity, usually involving theft.
"Yeah, that Rick, used to floogaze all the time, now he's locked up.
by John Snackwell May 13, 2008
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The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016
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floodge

to penetrate a female with a male penis and ballsack all at the same time.
My boyfriend wants to floodge me intensly.
by knocker93 January 9, 2011
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FOODGAZEY

The term for which when one gazes at food. This is not a reference to "eating fuck boy plates" because that would be coined as...foogazey.
Me: "Man I'm hungry. I'm gettin all foodgazey over here.

You: "You mean like eating that fuck boy's plates?"
Me "No bitch...I'm just gazing at food."
by Dumbledore Swag July 20, 2012
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floodite

An arrogant Caucasian (usually an atheist) who lacks the allegorical understanding of the biblical "flood and ark" mythology and lives in the false belief that "the west was won" and the country was and is a "free one", open for unauthorized development of land and pilfering of natural resources.
What's a word for a euro-trash, North American immigrant with out any ethics or trace of nobility and a gargantuan sense of entitlement? -That's a 'Floodite'... it's like the opposite of a "Blood" and they're everywhere...
by starlessgolightly September 30, 2018
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Foodrated

Foodrated. Pronounced foo drated. It’s the state of having enough (or more than enough) food in your system.
In a sentence: “I’m eating snacks while dinner is cooking bc I want be assured that I’m well foodrated.
by D*Angel December 6, 2022
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