Flaunt your taunt

Flaunting your taunt means to point your vagina towards the one you love and thrust in a circular motion.

You like him don't you? Then go flaunt your taunt.

by Mono1029384756 April 28, 2017

Zombie Flaunt

A zombie flaunt is where you take a zombie and pour cough syrup all over it, then you proceed to drape oversized pancakes over it. You can try to eat it, but it's not very edible.

Hey, you wanna come over tonight and make some zombie flaunts.

by DatSikFB October 13, 2011

FLAUNT

To make a public and usually ostentatious show of: brandish, display, disport, exhibit, expose, flash, parade, show (off), sport.

"Damn girl, if you got it Flaunt it"

by Lex Effect June 11, 2006

Flantastic

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. In theory.

Lee: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Kerry: Flantastic.

Lee: Flantastic???

Kerry: Yes.

Lee: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Kerry: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Lee: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Kerry: Then you don't have it, so shut up.

by Staff Sergeant Kerry Hicks November 6, 2007

Flanthology

Having a large collection of flannel shirts.

This is no ordinary flannel closet, this is a flanthology!

by fpeerless February 2, 2009

Flantered

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.

She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.

by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

Flanntastic

When a guy looks ridiculously hot while wearing flannel of any kind.

"Oh my god becky, Did you see Kurt today? He's looking FLANNTASTIC as usual. I can barely contain myself."

by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009