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fatterbate

the action of pleasuring one's fat
Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."
by ShockerFan January 17, 2008
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Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad
by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017
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Fatted

1)Fatted(process) is when you are getting heavily touched - you are getting fatted.

2)Fatted(verb) is the act of engaging in sexual activities with someone.
a)Send help i'm getting fatted
b)Yo bruv man i fatted jasmine so hard yesterday it was peng food farm
by phatted May 26, 2018
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Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
by dbgrd April 30, 2021
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flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016
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flattery

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.
"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"
by SwagBit March 8, 2019
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Fattegil

-Noun
-Pronunciation (Fah-teh gil)
-Humorous Slang

A 5-10 year old girl who eats constantly, due to her overweight father convincing her that the average 24 hour day consists of 8 meals.
Jer- Why does your sister eat so much? She was asleep at 11 and in her dream asked me to make her a ham dinner with a baked potato.

Sam- Oh well she's a little Fattegil, she'll end up with diabesity, just like my dad!
by jekatzphoto January 19, 2008
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