i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

low level flattery

Something that although somewhat flattering is a compliment you are not proud of.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw that perv Nick staring at you with his hand in his pants.

Girl 2: That is some pretty low level flattery.

by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

flapster

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.

Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.

by shesmymother July 25, 2009

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023