Flatpattied

Getting drunk, hammered, sloshed, trashed, fucked up, ratchet or extremely intoxicated.

You should have seen John last night, he got so Flatpattied he pooped his pants.

I can't wait to go out and get Flatpattied this weekend.

That girl is so Flatpattied she can't even form a sentence.

by JimboMFJones August 21, 2013

Flatpack

A pack of cigarettes that have been flattened by a person who has carried them around all day in a back pocket, also known as a flatpacker.

Man, i was gonna smoke a cigarette but i got a flatpack!

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

Flappitch

Itchy fanny flap.

I was sat on the bus really uncomfortable as one of my fanny flaps was irritating me. I had a bad case of Flappitch.

by RW511 July 17, 2018