Definitions by JimboMFJones

Flatpattied 

Getting drunk, hammered, sloshed, trashed, fucked up, ratchet or extremely intoxicated.

You should have seen John last night, he got so Flatpattied he pooped his pants.

I can't wait to go out and get Flatpattied this weekend.

That girl is so Flatpattied she can't even form a sentence.

Flatpattied by JimboMFJones August 21, 2013