flat stanley

A girl with absolutely no boobage or ass whatsoever

If anyone that tries to hit on me looks like a flat stanley, I’m not interested.

flat stanley by rymcoreboy June 13, 2026

flat stanley steamer 

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

flat stanley steamer by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

I'll Just Flat Stanley

When the situation is awkward or you dislike the idea of something due to it being awkward or unusual; you then feel as you become paper thin or a cardboard cut out.

"I'll just Flat Stanley." Eric said after the joke flipped.

I'll Just Flat Stanley by NerdEmperor14 March 3, 2026

Flat Virgin Stanley 

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

Flat Virgin Stanley by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

Flat-Stanely by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017