Mini-fisted

The acted of being fisted in your rectum by a midget.

Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.

by j-prince March 11, 2011

Get Fisted Son

The act of channeling fists of fury in the MMO World of Warcraft.

Phrase coined by Taz

Alright guys i'm popping tiger eye brew and going hard. "GET FISTED SON" That hunter got fisted..... son

by BigpapaTaz March 12, 2014

Ham Fisted

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

Double fisted

Someone with two drinks at a party or a bar.

That girl is a lush, she's double fisted.

by juice85 January 17, 2009

jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.

The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.

by tholts November 12, 2013