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scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.
Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!
by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008
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fisticuffs

the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.
"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics
by Gordo October 6, 2004
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A primitive dance usually done by 2 males late at night initiated by a slur or a pretty girl. Who clench both their hands and together, and move them up and down over their face (elbows down) while jumping from side to side in front of each other. The dance rarely ends with both parties impressed with their own or their partner's performance.
Alex: Wow that girl is hot
Joe: I done seen her first!
Alex: Let us dance in the manner of fisticuffs.
Joe: Agreed!
by Dialex December 28, 2005
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Fisticuffs - extreme robot fighting event where 2 robots enter and one leaves. In Futurama episode 02X08 Raging bender, Bender is challenged to fisticuffs by the mask unit.
I challenge you to fisitcuffs!
by student at ucsb August 3, 2005
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fistacuffs

When you cuff a chick to the bed and then fist her.
Carly likes it rough so when we were fooling around it led to fistacuffs! Carly and I don't talk anymore.
by dickwithers3 August 22, 2008
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fishcuff

When your mate has behaved like a cock you can call him a fishcuff.
mate: Your mum is fat
You: Fuck off fishcuff
by Gregori March 10, 2003
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fisticuffs

the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 8 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.

His lyrics are so tight they don't even have to rhyme.
"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics
by insanepsp.com June 9, 2005
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