Firefighter

When you're fucking a chick and right before you cum you light her bush on fire a jizz on it to put it out.
Damn man after i gave that girl a firefighter my house smelt like shit.
by Da Pimpest November 22, 2010
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1. A person who's chosen career is to idolize law enforcement officers.

2. A person surrounds his/her self with emblems and talismans. These trinkets are usually plastered on all of their possessions, including but not limited to clothing, jewelry, and body (in the form of tattoos).

1.a. God created cops so firefighters would have heros.

1.b. Firefighter 1: Man I wish I was a cop.

Firefighter 2: Me too... they are just so cool.

2. Bob: That guy is a firefighter.

Joe: how can you tell?

Bob: He's wearing a FDNY shirt and he has those stupid crosses all over his car.

Joe: Oh yea... bet he has one of those stupid crosses tattooed on his shoulder or leg or something too.
by Firefighter 1 January 19, 2009
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Men with a lack of brain power and social skills who chose a career that requires no thought and very little actual work. During their "Hero" fire extinguishings they spray thousands of gallons of water destroying your house worse than the fire itself. The use of large hoses makes up for their lack of genital size.

Jimmy is a true hero firefighter for sitting in that chair outside the fire house filling a bucket of water to wash an already clean truck to justify his existence as a public servant and the use of your tax dollars for a job that is unnecessary.
by Phillepe Sanchez December 01, 2005
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A job thats so awesome that most of those who work as firefighters dont recieve a paycheck and dont bitch about it.
If you want to be a firefighter because it pays well,Has good benifits and get you chicks than its not for you. Most firefighters volunteer for years befor they land a paid job.
by Kangaroo Jake October 12, 2007
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An action performed during sex. It's when you cum so hard, far and alot that you're like a firefighter putting down a fire with your penis being the hose and your nuts being the truck.
I gave that nigga The Firefighter, shit's Insane!
by ChildTickler420 March 18, 2022
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A firefighter is one of the "Emergency Services", They are some of the most brave people, often risking their lives for someone elses, as with the police it is usually thankless unless you are the one who needs them.
Firefighters are some of the worlds bravest people, we should give them the respect and honor they deserve
by Xzylus March 08, 2009
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When you wake up late and you have to no time to shower and all you have time to do is get dressed and get out the door.
"dude i totally woke up 6 minutes before i had to be to work and i had to do the firefighter"
by Just on time January 24, 2012
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