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Fidget Me Crazy

Fidget Me Crazy has been created by our family (My spouse, our 6 kiddos & myself) founded Fidget Me Crazy because 2 of my children & myself have been diagnosed with ADHD/ADD. I worked diligently for years, trying to research & develop sensory tools to help my children with stress, school, hyperactivity and to assist with focusing on normal daily activities! My spouse is also an educator for a school district that specializes with students that have been diagnosed with Autism, Aspergers, Turrets Syndrome, ADD &/Or ADHD. These students needed assistance with focusing and that's why we created Fidget Me Crazy! We created something for everyone that would help lower stress levels during school, work, and everyday use. After using it for a few days, these students, my children, myself and our fellow co-workers began to get curious and asked for one. It quickly became a must have item in school, at our home and at our work. We knew then that other people can benefit with these amazing fidgets so we started Fidget Me Crazy! Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com .
Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com !

Bill loves to Fidget Me Crazy!
by Bifey’s Voice August 18, 2020
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Trump Finger

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".
by Illegitimate President Trump January 29, 2017
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Google Fingers

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.
"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."
by TheKraigster April 30, 2014
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Give 'em the finger

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"
If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"
by GS71 April 4, 2015
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fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Kid named Finger

Kid named finger is the alter ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

He’s a meme at this point
Kid named finger has a condition where he looks younger as he ages and looks very old as a child.
by Randomshit_69 August 19, 2022
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fingers in his ass

Fingers in his ass is a meme mainly quoted/said by Danganronpa fans on a site called tumblr or Danganronpa fans in general.
The sentence is usually associated with the pairing sansmaeda. There is also a thing called fingers in his all sunday. On Sundays people gather to appreciate the song fingers in ass and sansmaeda. On December 16th 2018, the day before tumblr's adult content ban fans of sansmaeda and fingers in his ass sunday celebrated what was called the "final" fingers in his ass sunday.

Origins:
On july 17th, 2017 user named skeletortilla uploaded a video on tumblr that had Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2 and Sans from Undertale dancing together to a song called "ASSHOLE (Fingerfückung)" made by BotanicSage on youtube.
by Pupseus December 17, 2018
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