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Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.
Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.
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Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

Fecal filter 

The degree to which a person's pants filter out his/her flatulence. The higher the fecal filter the less fart you smell.
Customer: Excuse me sir, could you tell me which of these brands of jeans has the highest fecal filter?

Salesperson: Of course. (Brand A) will give you the best protection. Wear (Brand B), however, and you might as well go commando; you can practically SEE the gas wafting out.
Fecal filter by pickleicious13 January 5, 2011

Roblox Filter

Hashtags that censor at least 85% of the words you say. They censor stuff that are apparently a no-no to kids 12 and under. I ####### hate the roblox filter, cuz you can't say ####.
Robloxian: Let's play hide and seek!
Other:Ok!
Robloxian:1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6 , #, #, 9 , 10
Other: Oh ##### I need to run #### or else i will ###!
Robloxian: I found you!
Other: Please don't #### ##!
Robloxian: *stabs*
Other: *####*
Robloxian: Man, the Roblox Filter sucks more than a ###!
Other: What?
Roblox Filter by Beibo May 5, 2020

Roblox Chat Filter 

Roblox Chat filter is basically a god damn thing that doesn't make roblox work. It keeps having error even if Roblox has about 1,000,000,000$
Wickedkeveen029: Hello,
Hotjinkies80:________________________________
Wickedkeveen029: What?
YouOinkiOink2929:_________
Wickedkeveen029: God damn Roblox Chat Filter
{System}: The chat filter is currently experiencing issues and messages may be slow to appear.

the hoe filter 

Snapchat filters are created by Snapchat (hence the name) and used by Snapchat users in order to optimize the fun of using the popular mobile app. The hoe filter is one of the most popular filters, as it is frequently used by hoes (hence its name). The filter itself has an innocent design adding dog ears and tongue on the face of the individual placed in the center of the screen, e.g. a hoe posing with 'adorable' dog features.
Kyle: "So'up mate. I hear you are seeing a new girl!"
Matt: "Na. She might be a hoe..."
Kyle: "Well, how can you tell?"
Matt: "Yesterday she created a MyStory of her posing with The Hoe Filter for more than 60 seconds."
Kyle: "Oh she's that kind of girl..."
Matt: *sighs*

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the hoe filter by sugary April 9, 2016

Filterso 

En Filterso er en person som kun uploader billeder til Instagram med filter, med formålet at få sig selv til at se bedre ud end de er i virkeligheden. En 7'er med Instagram filter er kun en 4'er irl.
Hey Aksel, har du set hende her filtersoen på insta?
Filterso by byen April 15, 2015