filk

Fellows of my own ilk. People like me.

This goes out to my filk.
My filk should like this definition, hope yours do too.

by JakeInBama November 23, 2023

filk

fanta with milk.

nazrin wanted to try filk.

by lvl100pelqer November 23, 2024

Filk

To fuck on film. The one true and obvious definition of filk

'If Sharlene wants to play that whore role in that movie she's gonna hafta filk.'

'Ever seen that movie about the Film King fucking on film? Think it was called "The Film King Filkith"'

by the film king January 31, 2025

Filk

When someone busts the most absolutely blasphemous nut ever into a jug of Fanta and then when it curdles you can drink it

Dom: hey there bro you wanna go make some filk w Mr.Henchman?
Grandpa: yea! Of course!

by Bigdihahhepster February 26, 2026

morky filk

Upon the entry of a plastic fork into your average (open) Darigold chocolate milk carton through the drinking hole, the item becomes a "fork in milk", easily shortened to "fork milk". However, this is not silly enough. So we must combine the words, creating "filk mork". As you may notice, this does not roll off the tongue or the brain. So, switching is required to obtain "mork filk". However, this is lacking as well. So, upon the insert of our always silly "y", we receive "morky filk". So, upon close examination, a "fork in milk" is truly a "morky filk". Best said with the voice used by the taller individual in the "left-handed" portion of Rejected.

"Why did you stick your fork in your milk?"
"MORKY FILK!"

by Max Nium January 3, 2009

Filking

To sing a song based on sci-fi, borrowing a tune from another song, but replacing the words to relate to a chosen sci-fi show.
A cross between 'fi' and 'folk'.

1- Where's Tom?
2- He's gone filking at the sci-fi convention.
1- Why's that?
2- I think he just felt like a filk

by PJOWho March 5, 2009

Filking

fucking milking it.

I'm working over time and right now I'm all caught up and just filking the time.

by SlackerMan January 6, 2011