Fick

A word that should not exist but does.
For a crap job at fixing something.
Attempting to be sarcastic

Wow look it’s fick it felix
Well that’s just ficking amazing

by Clamchowder111 April 18, 2019

Fick

Combination of fat and thick

Jamie:"He wasn't really fat or thick like a combination of both. "
Kyla: "Oh you mean fick?"
Jamie: "Yea! FICK!"

by Desssssssssssss April 22, 2017

Fick

when u fuck a dick

Girl 1 : omg I just ficked yesterday

Girl 2 : who did u fick

Girl 1 : i ficked johnny

by chungus chungus chungus February 1, 2019

fick

The act of inserting a fully erect penis into the opponents equally erect penis.

"Hey, its ficking time!"
"Fuck yes lobks, let's fick!"
"Your hair smells nice"

by AnonymTENDICKS February 11, 2008

fick

Prince charming. Specifically a fantastic man that everyone should meet before they die. Most everyone hasnt met this man. But one day, we all will.

Was that Fick?!?!

No, that was a look-alike

Oh, dang :

by Ficklelover February 28, 2009

fick

a toilet machine that works like a bandaid smoking a tree bong.

What the fick.

by bread infection December 5, 2009

Fick

An ironic synonym for thick. Use it for someone undeserving of the term thickor so retarded that they probably wouldn't understand the difference or I find it useful when sarcasm comes to play. Beware though a chav would use this term as a serious insult.

"Am I being fick?"

"Shit you're fick"

"A general fuckwit, sharing the intellectual qualities of the likes of George W Bush"

"oh my god mo fo you call me fick??"

by Sasha December 7, 2004