First Ferry Off
A golden rule when you live on a small-ish island and want to hook up with somebody. Is the person leaving the next morning by ferry? Go for it. Did they just arrive and will stay for two more weeks? Run.
vet: "Dude, i can't understand why u still using IE..."
noob: "Microsoft built it man! MICROSOFT!!"
vet: "Yeh and it's a fail. You should use ffox man."
An acronym for “fuck fest of a shit show” meaning an expression of disappointment, fear, or resentment of a production or situation that is ran poorly, deemed ineffective, or too horrifyingly terrible to comprehend.
The A: “Get in the window well.”
Billy V: “No way! There’s a daddy long leg, werewolf spider of a fuck fest of a shit show down there!”
The A: "What?"
Billy V. "It's FFOASS!"