A combination of the words "feast" and "festivity." A celebration which involves plenty of eating. (Plural is feastivities.)
by itfitz March 29, 2009
Get the feastivity mug.1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
by iKaite July 14, 2009
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To be extra festive, usually occurs during the holidays. Going all out in terms of trying for festivities.
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Get the festivation mug.Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.
by ffhk1 August 25, 2004
Get the festivities mug.My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.
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