Festibues

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus
b) A girl

See also penis

"I hear Whatboy has a huge festibues"

by Whatboy February 12, 2006

Festicles

Festicles- descriptive noun- A set of festive testicles. testicle that are decorated to the theme of a holiday.

That dude added lights to his Festicles, how festive!

by TheZanyZebra December 16, 2021

Festies

To suddenly desire a shit ton of food after consuming cannabis or alcohol.

“Yooo the festies are kickin my ass, i just ate 3 Bacon Egg n Cheese w Avocados and a glizzy” -Steven Skylar Sable

by Dykey Buttcrack November 22, 2022