Fertballs

When you try to fart but end up taking a shit by mistake, with the shit being little deer droppings

“I think I just dropped some fertballs…” said Jacob after shitting when trying to fart.

by Skimbob October 24, 2022

Furball

A tightly packed mass of hair regurgitated by a cat or other feline, or a dog, or an other hairy mammal, that comes from it licking itself all day long because it likes to do it, preferably while people are watching. In humans this behaviour has a scientific name, but it still does not make it any less disgusting.

A middle aged balding man with astigmatism and a sinister squint walks into a doctor’s surgery one day and says to the receptionist, “Well Doc. I puked up this massive hairball from my stomach this morning, straight after breakfast, I guess that this means you think I should stop eating my hair them?” Needless to say the receptionist was none too pleased at hearing this news about a man producing a furball for breakfast, not least because she had just came back from lunch.

by Zamboozee April 13, 2011

Furball

An orgy performed by humans that are dressed as animals.

"hey Steve! will you be joining us at the furball tonight?" "I can't wait! I have my raccoon costume and viagra ready to go!"

by TenMileKyle August 23, 2011

furball

When you're sucking someone's balls and their hairy scrotum triggers the gag reflex, and you cough up the balls.

I was feasting on a couple of nuts last night and coughed up a furball. Meow!!

by Chuck Norris's balls December 28, 2005

Furball

A Furbert orgy. An freakish lifestyle group.

I just finished picking out the pink lint from my crack from last night's Furball.

by Butthead February 6, 2005

Furball

a furball is something that gets stuck in your throat and yiu end up choking or gagging on it. You begin to cough alot because you cannot handle it until you get it out. Cats have furballs alot

Andrew: how you like this dick in your throat
Rowan: "cough" "cough"
Andrew: uh hello
Rowan: oh sorry i was gagging so hard that i began to cough i think you gave me a furball
Andrew: So i mustve been big
Rowan: No i just did it wrong so i got a furball from your pubes

by swaggycashmmoney23 June 28, 2020

furball

those tiny hairs that get stuch in the back of your throat after cunnilingus.

Ugh I got a furball stuck in my throat and it gaging me.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003