sam fender

sam fender is one of the most talented and amazing artists to ever exist. he’s so funny, entertaining and adorable. he got a really beautiful and interesting voice and he’s so beautiful inside and out. he’s also an underrated artist who deserves more recognition but i’m sure he will get THAT recognition and support really soon because he’s going to save the music industry in 2019 and nobody is ready. yohoo!!

sam fender is releasing his first album on september 13th, don’t forget to buy and stream it.

by greasyspoon28 August 24, 2019

festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.

by J-Fizz August 27, 2005

fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

by genmay June 8, 2004

festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.

Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.

by mvolfman March 21, 2010

fenderberg

That disgusting clump of ice, snow and slush that accumulates under your car's fenders behind the wheels during the winter months.

Sometimes when you hit a good pothole it'll knock the fenderbergs of your car.

by gumby April 16, 2003

chest fenders

Heavy breasts on display

I couldn't take my eyes off those chest fenders they were amazing...

by soulglider October 15, 2009