Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.

1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010

Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.

This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.

by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019

Fence Post

When a man or woman inserts their elbow into a womans vagina whilst they shit.

shitelbowvaginaorgasmfarmfence post

by Gizzmiester 3000 May 18, 2010

Fenceposting

A game of self-control which involves the slow consumption of wine and frozen grapes. The object of the game is to remain as sober as possible for as long as possible while creating new and unique ways of placing the grape inside your mouth.

"We implemented a game of fenceposting and Bill choked on his last grape."

"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."

by Trollzella August 24, 2011

FencePossum

The best, amazing, great, spectacular, smart, awesome. beautiful, cute, adorable, bright, charming, creative, affectionate, fair, genius, person alive no one is better than them prove me wrong i dare you

"Who is the best person in the whole world?"

"Oh its FencePossum!"

by Xannnyyy2 September 9, 2021

facepost crazy

Someone who always posts whatever someone suggests on Facebook without checking it out first. This person usually ends up with looking pretty silly.

Bob is facepost crazy; he told everyone his name means "stud" because the urban dictionary told him so.

by a girl named her February 3, 2010

facepost

a facebook post. or a quick way to say your going to add a new post to your facebook board

I just saw an informercial that was awesome I just had to make a facepost about it!

by DustINCREDIBLE December 8, 2010