February 24

Punch the first person you see day

p1: Hey how are you

p2: its February 24th

p1: oh shit

by Wyatt Willis November 2, 2020

February 24

The most annoying sister/brother was born on this day. If you have a sibling born on this day be prepared to be annoyed.😑

“My sister was born on February 24 and now she never stops annoying me!”

by fc_portland_jb on insta October 31, 2019

February 24

If you were born on his day you an idiot but your funny and super nice.

Me: "You were born on February 24 you must be awesome to hangout with!"

by whatislife.com December 10, 2019

February 24

National give a guy head day

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then

by woodchablowme? February 18, 2020

February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 24, 2022

February 24

National get the girl pregnant that likes you day.

Fuck the girl that likes you on February 24 and try to get her pregnant :)

by Brooke.11039 November 2, 2019

February 24

shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane

guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo

by bignig224 November 3, 2019