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Manly favors

Matt came home with flowers and wife was happy 2 do manly favors
by Nick bodak May 5, 2022
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upper favors

Upper Favors: when a girl gives a guy oral sex, or let her fuck on top.
Guy: hey can you give me a upper favors?
Girl: sure! Can I be on top?
by Fhsbridnw June 8, 2024
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lower favors

Lower favors: when I guy can only give her backshots, because she's too ugly to look at. She will always be on bottom due to her face looking ugly.
Girl: can we not do any lower favors, I want ride tonight..
Guy: nah.. let's do doggy instead. Bend over.
by Fhsbridnw June 8, 2024
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fortune favors the brave

a successful person is often one who is willing to take risks.
As the old adage goes, "fortune favors the brave"; the most successful entrepreneurs are often those willing to take risks and step outside their comfort zones.
by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
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favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020
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Favorite Puppy

Something that is very good or favorable, one might say your favorite. Used as an adjective. Originated from the Chuckle Sandwich podcast in which Ted Nivison told a story about his childhood stuffed animal “favorite puppy.” Can also be used in the context of “least favorite puppy,” which means the opposite.
Person A: It’s my birthday today!
Person B: Dude, that’s favorite puppy. I wish I could say the same, my dog died this week and it was least favorite puppy.
by JuliaV618 June 20, 2021
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Favorite Puppy

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.
Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*
by FluffyMage June 20, 2021
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