fatney

A word usually used to describe an obese female who is Particularly blonde in nature. Some fatney's can be easily spotted on the internet, making big mac collages, or even having a skype convo with you claiming that when its time for her to log off - That 'she is going to the club to get drunk'. However- there is a 99% chance, that she is really talking about mcdonalds, and is planning on abusing the soft drink stand.

Krikey! A fatney just ate my baby.

by stevenJKpower4 September 7, 2010

philadelphia fakey

When you are doing a girl from behind and you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back so when she turns around you blow your load on her face.

THIS IS NOT THE HOUDINI - DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED.
THE HOUDINI IS WHERE YOU DO A GIRL FROM BEHIND PULL OUT AND HAVE YOUR FRIEND START DOING HER (HE WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET) YOU GO IN FRONT OF HER, TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND YELL OUT. HOUDINI!

Oh man I was about ready so I gave her the philadelphia fakey!

by Biyner buyer May 30, 2006

Fakey

A dumb motherfucka who doesn't stay tru

"This hoes a fakey man, lying ass bitch"

by Youngslaytheballboy July 12, 2017

Fakey

To exalt thyself

Im going to fakey

by Kj56 December 27, 2018

mo fackey

a shortened term for mother fucker

yo dog you are one crazy mo fackey

by Jeffrey McDougal September 22, 2006

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

by pirate Joe July 11, 2014