fartner

The piece of shit that accompanies an overtrusted fart. Portmanteau of fart and partner.

Oh my God, that sounded like a fartner.

by Gina Leonardo January 18, 2019

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farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020

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A group of the best worldwide known flatlulence creators, if you are a "FARTER" you could class yourself as one of the greats, up there against Elvis and Michael, now some people might think the "FARTERS" are just regular old farting civilians, but they are much more than that, they have over 570 businesses and facilities dedicated to Fartin, tootin, and a little bit of pootin, they started their Fart organization in March of 1965, the "FARTERS" will continue to grow and thrive.

Holy crap is that the "FARTERS"??

How do I join the "FARTERS"??

I wish I was as cool as them.

FARTERS is the best

by Yourmamaismymama65 April 19, 2022

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fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

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Fartner

When two people lie in seperate beds and randomly fart down the phone at eachother during conversation, usually followed by a 'purrr' or a 'cheep cheep' as recognition depending on the comedic value of said fart. This initiates bouts of uncontrollable laughter well into the early hours of the morning.

Grace and Rob have been fartners every night for as long as I can remember.
Fartners No Matter What.
Fartners dont seperate for ever, they just run out of gas sometimes.

by MrLetGo February 17, 2026

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