by Skid Marky Mark July 13, 2004
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the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011
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Using your fart to blow a bubble with your bubble gum. Usually happens when under the influence of mind altering substances. Can be a form of foreplay at teen parties.
Zach was trying to impress Gabi at Tyler's party when he decided to to a Carolina Fart Bubble. After several failed attempts, two blue flames, and buring Roy's eyebrows off. Jared showed Zach how it was done using Bazooka gum. This caused Britanny to want to do it in the dugout the next softball game, but Jolene chewed all the gum. Robert and Thomas were so excited they wrote a song about blowing bubbles with your ass.
by hummashammalammadingdong March 15, 2010
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Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)
Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck
Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck
Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
by CarpetFarter June 5, 2009
Get the Carpet Fart mug.When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.
I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.
by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019
Get the Card Fart mug.where one hits their cart (thc cartridge) and proceeds to blow it into the receiving individuals asshole, then said individual farts the pot smoke back out into the mouth of the giver, providing two hits instead of one.
by sockpurgatory September 14, 2022
Get the cart fart mug.After performing anal penetration with a (recent) corpse (provided the body is still warm), the carcase releases gas from its bowels.
Justin: Hey Matt, I totally just fucked your mom's body after I killed her!
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.
by fgng4vhyukgbv January 5, 2009
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